PUBLIC WARNING:

Dear readers;

agaisnt all odds, logic and the basic laws of Nature I have heard from a trusted source that the unthinkable has happened-Mr Cage is real.
The source does not wish me to reveal their name for fear they will be found by Mr Cage.
I, being his creator, fear him not, as I am certain to be immune to him and, as such, find it my duty and responsibility to warn anyone and everyone not to go looking for him.
I cannot divulge further details except that, should you come across his name on a popular social site-DO NOT contact him.
I have done what I can...