I have super powers. I can control the weather.

Yes I, too, was shocked at first but clearly it’s true. I’m a powerful gay super hero according to chaplain John McTernan who maintains that Hurricane Sandy (and other recent natural disasters is the result of God’s wrath against the LGBT community and its allies. (Read the article here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10...)

Seriously, though, a heterosexual mother glues her 2 year old's hands to a wall and beats her into a coma and...nothing happens. But I take it up the butt and suddenly houses become unmoored and land on New Jersey roadways? There’s war in the world. And cancer. Kids all over the world go to bed hungry night after night, Romney made millions while laying off hundreds and thousands and I am the reason for a random hurricane? Really? Seriously? Do these idiots really think God cares what I do--or don't do--with my dick?

If anyone is bringing on the wrath of God it is these people preaching hate and intolerance in His name. To say that because I am gay, I am wrong, a mistake, an abomination is the supreme statement of human arrogance--it is to challenge God Himself--it is saying that He has made a creative mistake. To me that is deserving of earthquakes, of hurricanes, of wars.