Take this Job and.....
Good morning friends. It's blowy and raw out, good hibernating weather. I've been writing more about politics lately, and I have a Holiday/Solstice blog brimming, but today I thought you should hear from my sister in Florida, whose resignation letter from her job as a small town bank teller I am copying here, in case you are in need of a template. She runs a bait shop now.
"Attn: Personnel Department, **** Community Bank, *** Key, Florida"
Dear ****,
I write to inform you of my resignation from my position as teller/guidance counselor/AA coordinator/chef du jour/rodent retriever/flag-raiser/gossip advisor at the ***Key branch of the **** Community Bank. I have enjoyed my time spent working with you and the numerous tellers who have been hired and fired under my nose. *** Bank has given my the opportunity to expand my expertise in the field of interpersonal skills and mathematical calculations.
There is never a dull day at the *** Bank. For there is always the customer looking for his Milano cookies, the customer who threatens to burn your house down and "beat your ass", the customer who needs to borrow a couple of dollars to pay his light bill, the customer who doesn't bank with *** but does come in to have her daily cookies and drop off a few rotten bananas. I'll certainly miss choosing my attire based on the high standards of the *** Community Bank dress code. But most of all I'll miss the long hours and the overwhelmingly generous pay.
Best Regards
Laura Adams, xoxo"
"Attn: Personnel Department, **** Community Bank, *** Key, Florida"
Dear ****,
I write to inform you of my resignation from my position as teller/guidance counselor/AA coordinator/chef du jour/rodent retriever/flag-raiser/gossip advisor at the ***Key branch of the **** Community Bank. I have enjoyed my time spent working with you and the numerous tellers who have been hired and fired under my nose. *** Bank has given my the opportunity to expand my expertise in the field of interpersonal skills and mathematical calculations.
There is never a dull day at the *** Bank. For there is always the customer looking for his Milano cookies, the customer who threatens to burn your house down and "beat your ass", the customer who needs to borrow a couple of dollars to pay his light bill, the customer who doesn't bank with *** but does come in to have her daily cookies and drop off a few rotten bananas. I'll certainly miss choosing my attire based on the high standards of the *** Community Bank dress code. But most of all I'll miss the long hours and the overwhelmingly generous pay.
Best Regards
Laura Adams, xoxo"
Published on November 28, 2012 08:58
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....and take Skillings with you!
I have always said that if I had a blog this would be the title, so I am keeping my word. My husband and a friend attempted to attend an orgy once (before he met me!) but as he ascended the staircase
I have always said that if I had a blog this would be the title, so I am keeping my word. My husband and a friend attempted to attend an orgy once (before he met me!) but as he ascended the staircase toward this awaiting heaven, the host appeared and ordered the friend to leave, adding: "...and take Skillings with you!"
There's been some controversy over this in our marriage. He insists that his last name wasn't used, that the host said "and take Roger with you!" I prefer "...and take Skillings with you." Although, as he has pointed out, I wasn't there.
Thus, the blog title, asserting my wifely supremacy. The blog itself is intended to help sell books, also to be entertaining and maybe at times enlightening and if I have any courage at all it will also infuriate occasionally. Or maybe I will crump out, we will see. Meanwhile, thank you for reading! HJS ...more
There's been some controversy over this in our marriage. He insists that his last name wasn't used, that the host said "and take Roger with you!" I prefer "...and take Skillings with you." Although, as he has pointed out, I wasn't there.
Thus, the blog title, asserting my wifely supremacy. The blog itself is intended to help sell books, also to be entertaining and maybe at times enlightening and if I have any courage at all it will also infuriate occasionally. Or maybe I will crump out, we will see. Meanwhile, thank you for reading! HJS ...more
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