As you all know by now, the first step to getting rich quick is to buy something, like my e-book:

How to Make a Million Billion Dollars Selling e-Books!

(The Seven Secrets and Three Easy Steps!)

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AR2CELO

Of course I’m not going to divulge the full 99 cents worth of valuable information all right here, that would not be making money off my e-book, which would make me look like some kind of idiot.  You see, the first step to showing you how to make money is to take your money from you.  I’m showing you how it is done.

I know what you are thinking.  You are thinking that nobody can make a million billion dollars selling e-books.  You are already caught in what I call the “negativity trap” which is typified by excessive rational thought and a fierce clinging to reality that will get you absolutely nowhere when it comes to procuring unimaginable wealth by writing for a living.  You have to unshackle your mind from negativity first — no wait, first you have to buy my e-book, and then you have to unshackle your mind second – if you want to succeed in what might appear to be a wildly delusional undertaking.

Sure, there are plenty of other books out there promising to show you the way to make big money off e-books, but I will let you in on a secret: those books are all bullshit!  None of them tell you the seven secrets and three easy steps.  None of them promise to make you anywhere near even one billion dollars.  The authors of those books are just a bunch of cynical flim-flam artists hoping to fool you into giving them money.  Yes, they are no better than carny barkers looking to entice the unwary rubes into games that fleece them and leave them wishing they had bought a corny dog instead.  This e-book is the corny dog, my friends – and it is only 99 cents!

OK, back to exactly what is in my e-book.  I’m not telling.  You see, that is one of the secrets … not necessarily one of the seven secrets in my book, but still, a secret.  What was I saying?  Oh yes, I was just NOT saying what is in my book and keeping it secret so that you have to buy it to find out.  Aren’t you curious?  You know, there is a high correlation between curiosity and intelligence.  You look like an intelligent person to me.  Step right up and plunk your money down!  Get your copy before they are all gone!

How to Make a Million Billion Dollars Selling e-Books!

(The Seven Secrets and Three Easy Steps!)

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AR2CELO

Sure, you are thinking that I will give it away for free in the near future, and you will just save your 99 cents and wait.  Well let me tell you this: you don’t know when I’m going to give it away.  I might keep that a secret as well.  In the meantime you will be losing millions of dollars a day according to my e-book, which you could buy right now for 99 cents.  Use your brain!