Boys are a funny breed.

For instance, they answer

Why??

to every question asked.

But if YOU ask THEM

Why??

they will stare at you, blankly, with absolutely no reply.


Let us revisit some of my only son's best antics, shall we?

And then, let us pour Mama a margarita, shall we?

Yes. Yes, we shall.


escaping nekked through windows
what happens when get high centered
first stitches
first merlot
eating packing peanuts (well, he's allergic to real ones!)
getting himself a drink of water at the age of 1
"want some butter, mom?"
he always left binkies at the scene of the crime
fish murderer
Barbie murderer
he had Alpo breath for at least two years (I'm not talking about the dog)
For an entire yr, he wore backwards pjs because he wouldn't stop with the gratuitous nudity
His friend, Q, poses nicely while G makes a mad escape
making long distance phone calls
I blame his rudeness on his father
going through my wallet for loose change
nekked jam session
sugar high face
And the latest: DIY haircutting