Hey y'all, longtime no blog. The artist has recently jumped on the project, and, in close collaboration, we've decided that the 30 images will be portraitesque images of key figures in the history of both clubs. I know many of you wanted goofy cartoons ala my Illustrated Guide to Soccer & Spanish, but, alas, they would not have gone with the tone of the book.

And what is that tone? A melodic baritone. Actually, the tone best approximates my more serious thinkpieces and/or actual journalist writings. No blogger wit or sarcastic potshots at Dani Alves. After all, I have to leave something to blog about, no?