Facebook:
“58 Cocktails your friends will love! Please LIKE!”

Twitter:
“Just gimme the hard stuff. No ice. No glass. Now get lost!”

GoodReads:
"Books are my drugs. Reading gets me high. Books are my movies. Reading puts me there living it out; I am the hero, I am the heroine. Books are my news. Reading gives me news that stays news, behind-the-scenes news that will still be news in another 500 years. Now where did I put my reading glasses?"

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