I've never been with someone I had to sing "You're So Vain" to but I like to imagine a 70s post-disco party where everyone is wearing Halston and Miss Carly is singing it to her ex, James Taylor. He walks into the party like he was walking onto a yacht…

She's quite the style icon here, floppy hat and all. I'm going to have to run to American Apparel to replicate this look for my next performance. Practice "You're So Vain" right here!

This post is dedicated to my aunt. We can't stop singing t...