I wrote this silly short story back in September....then gave it away free in October. I suspect anyone who wanted it must have downloaded it then...but I might as well use the free days up, so if you missed it the first time, feel free.

Proust it ain't but there's a chuckle or two in there if you share my sense of humour.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009VK3GW...

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