Hey, Taylor Swift – no one is buying your pretty, innocent girl bullshit anymore. With all the goddamn ex-boyfriends (you seem to be singing about a different one every week), I find it hard to believe that you could have possibly kept those panties securely where your daddy told you to keep them (okay, well maybe that would explain why you have so many ex’s…), except for maybe Timmy Tebow (that God-fearing American boy wouldn’t even dare of pre-martial’s, poor bastard). And I love how you essentially behave just like Eminem (putting all of your ex's in songs and ripping them apart), but for some reason, because you're a blond haired country girl with a fucking chasity belt, you don't get demonized for the same shit! Typical.

Point is, I’m getting ready for Taylor Swift: Smut Edition – when will you pull that Christina Aguilera switch-a-roo, where all of a sudden you come out with a video like ‘Dirty,’ I mean, it’s only a matter of time before the good-girl thing stops selling (we get bored very easily – and besides, as your fans grow, they will naturally expect you to start slutting it up a bit more).

Oh, and just to add insult to injury – this version of Trouble (done by a random group of Canadian artists who beat-box the entire song, no instruments), is better than your version, and they don’t have millions of dollars of production and sound manipulation (let alone instruments) backing them up.

Enjoy!

Walk Off the Earth - Trouble