These National Geographic DNA tests have already shown how closely related all of us are, but they will shock the hell out of you if you do it. You're definitely going to learn that your ancestors kept biological secrets...

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Doing this test, you'll also discover if you're descended from Neanderthal or Denisovan ancestry. Awesome.

Perhaps you could send it to your fundamentalist Christian family members as a Christmas gift. Happy Evolution to You!