The great Easter mystery. Why do parents spend large dollars to dress up their kids in pretty new clothes, only to then send them into sugar highs so intense the tots stain, defile or otherwise destroy those same springtime garments? Oh well, I guess it makes for a nice picture to send to grandma.

Here's my deviled egg recipe for all that technicolor hen fruit folks have lying around after the holiday. Actually, "deviled" seems a bit innocent for the heat factor of these snacks, so Satanic e...