[image error]So. Those are my legs in that photo. Last week I went for a walk with my nephew, and I tripped and fell. On the sidewalk. In front of a neighbor.

I never seem to suffer embarrassing mishaps in private. Like the time I tripped in high school – when I fell out of the bus. Yep, missed the last step and rolled out onto the sidewalk. Or the time I was chatting with a friend and walked into a light pole. Oh, and I can't forget the time I was walking through the showroom at my last day job and my...