Blurbs From Dead Writers

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Damn. The only blurb Homer gave me for my time-travel novel DAUGHTER MOON was: “The journey is the thing.” He wouldn’t even look at me!

One of Barbara Rogan's posts made me laugh, the way she was humorously presenting obviously fictional blurbs for her books from dead writers.

http://barbararogan.com/blog/?p=163

There may be a meme here. Anyway, her idea has sparked some creativity, and I'm doing some variations on this, all tweet-sized.

All Shakespeare said about my time travel novel MOON was: “What man art thou that thus bescreen’d in night So stumblest on my counsel?”

“Housekeeping ain't no joke,” Louisa May Alcott said as I tried to get a blurb from her for my time travel novel while doing her laundry.


Well, my science fiction novel DAUGHTER MOON is about time travel; can't I, the author, go back in time to get blurbs from dead writers?

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Published on March 30, 2013 21:32 Tags: blurbs
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message 1: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv:

You can do whatever you want! Get'em, go get'em!


message 2: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Hey, Cathy!

Ernest Hemingway gave me a blurb for my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON!
Hemingway said, “As long as you’re here, pass the shotgun.”

@hg47


message 3: by Cathy (last edited Apr 06, 2013 02:31PM) (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv wrote: "Hey, Cathy!

Ernest Hemingway gave me a blurb for my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON!
Hemingway said, “As long as you’re here, pass the shotgun.”

@hg47"


LOL funny, Harv. And pass the rod, baited. Or did he do his own baiting of the hook?


message 4: by Cathy (last edited Apr 06, 2013 02:47PM) (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv: Meant to tell you I wrote a review on Strega, it's here. Would you read it?

Strega

It was a great book...tough subject, but great book.


message 5: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Hey, Cathy!

I don't know Hemingway's fishing habits; but he did apparently suicide via shotgun, and he was looking awfully depressed as I handed him the shotgun. I didn't stick around. @hg47


message 6: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv wrote: "Hey, Cathy!

I don't know Hemingway's fishing habits; but he did apparently suicide via shotgun, and he was looking awfully depressed as I handed him the shotgun. I didn't stick around. @hg47"


I bet he baited his own. He was a real man's man whatever that is. And yeah, I bet he did look depressed. He wasn't the only one in that family who killed himself.


message 7: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Cathy wrote: "Harv: Meant to tell you I wrote a review on Strega, it's here. Would you read it?

Strega

It was a great book...tough subject, but great book."


Hey, Cathy! Per your request, I re-read your Strega review (sometime, you'll maybe tell me how you put links into comments where the visual text is different from the link?). I had previously read your review and GoodReads-LIKED it. Your review does not make me want to read his book, however. Makes you feel unclean? I prefer my fiction to be fun. Doesn't sound like fun. That's just me. And, honestly, reading about raping children is more than I can handle right now. Cheers! @hg47


message 8: by Barbara (new)

Barbara Rogan Harvey, good to see you here! That Hemingway's one generous guy, even post-mortem. Here's what he wrote for A DANGEROUS FICTION: “This is a brave book, with heart and guts and kidneys. This book charges straight up the hill, bayonetting all who stand in its path.” http://bit.ly/ZRR5jV

But maybe we should keep the whole posthumous blurb thing to ourselves, don't you think? Poor guy needs to get some sleep.


message 9: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Barbara wrote: "Harvey, good to see you here! That Hemingway's one generous guy, even post-mortem. Here's what he wrote for A DANGEROUS FICTION: “This is a brave book, with heart and guts and kidneys. This book ch..."

Hey, Barbara!

You have been a bad influence upon me, girl! Your August 19, 2012 post about Blurbs From Dead Writers -- http://barbararogan.com/blog/?p=163#c... -- gave me a meme to play with that has been a lot of fun. I'm just making 140-character or less tweets with the idea, and I'm going for the laugh, not the self-promotion. Hell, my friends on Twitter don't read anything longer than a tweet anyway. I have also expanded your idea to include Live Celebrities. Hell, they are fair game right?

My last two tweets on "The Barbara Rogan Dead Meme" are:

Alan Alda praising my time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON: “My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six…”

Asked Spiro T. Agnew to blurb my new time travel novel DAUGHTER MOON. He said, “Some novels are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.”

So, when I get into trouble, I'm going to blame you, Barbara!

@hg47


message 10: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv wrote: "Cathy wrote: "Harv: Meant to tell you I wrote a review on Strega, it's here. Would you read it?

Strega

It was a great book...tough subject, but great book."

Hey, Cathy! Per your request, I ..."


Harv:

Believe me, I understand that. The book is definitely not for everyone. But I am going to read another Vachss, one that isn't that subject, because he is an incredible writer.

Keep up the good work. Cathy


message 11: by Barbara (new)

Barbara Rogan Harv wrote: "Barbara wrote: "Harvey, good to see you here! That Hemingway's one generous guy, even post-mortem. Here's what he wrote for A DANGEROUS FICTION: “This is a brave book, with heart and guts and kidne..."


Love it! Is Spiro Agnew still alive, though? He must be 130 if he's a day. But it does sound like him. Wasn't he the "nattering nabobs of something something" guy?


message 12: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Hey, new GoodReads Friend!

Nah, Spiro isn't alive. Those were my last two tweets on "The Barbara Rogan Dead Meme" theme -- including dead writers, dead famous people, live famous people, and, new addition, anyone abducted by aliens (what the aliens think about DAUGHTER MOON). @hg47

P.S. -- I think Bill Clinton was the nattering nabobs of negativity guy.


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