Before the beginning of time, God existed in oblivion, and the fact that his presence contradicted the very definition of nothingness had done nothing to boost his spirits.

God felt bored. TV was not yet invented, and everything appeared black and dull. Luckily for God, he had created himself as a male, so he did have something to play with. However, even that toy gets dreadfully boring at some point. Believe me, I know from experience – Damn those teenage hormones!

Anyway, God was exceptionall...