his is what they would give thanks for:

Richard III - Free parking.

Marie Antoinette - That the peasants did not expect to get ice cream with their cake.

Henry V - My fine, strong, healthy son.

Lucretia Borgia - The chemistry set my Papa gave me.

Lincoln - Great seats at the theater.

John Wilkes Booth - Some whose name was Mudd.

James II - That kings can't be fired.

Elizabeth I - Ladies who borrow your dresses before you have a chance to try them on.

William Rufus - A bit of time off to go hunting in...