Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield…

Today, I'm the bug. On the interstate. I can see a deadline approaching (with the word "Peterbilt" emblazoned across the grille) and I'm flapping my little ladybug wings as hard and fast as I can over the keyboard in hopes that, like a quantum butterfly, I can effect change. Mostly the change from "X words" to "(X+5000) words*2^The End" words.

This one is research-intensive. I'm constantly tabbed-over to wikipedia, and Google Books...