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AVOIDᅠANNOYINGᅠPROLOGUES (with annoying prologue).

A year ago I would have killed for a 16-line high tweet that looked good. That's not true. But I might have slapped someone.

I love this tweet because it is nearly all prologue, with finally a three word exhortation to avoid exactly what has just been demonstrated. As a bonus, it is mostly space, which agrees with my minimalist temperament.

On average, a couple of times a year, Twitter does a major re-write of their source code. Most users don't even notice the change. But as a nutjob hard-core vertical-alignment freak and exposed #TwitterArt (ist) who is always trying to push the limits of Twitter, I am sensitive to these changes.

A few months ago, Twitter shut down my favorite #140art trick. My hard-space no longer works. Twitter requires, correction, required a character to start a new line, but Twitter thought a hard-space (Alt-0160) was a character, and although I had to enter each hard-space manually within the composition window for it to work, it allowed me to "make chess moves off the board that were still technically valid."

A month later, Twitter, enabled the ENTER key for its Internet feed. Since I joined Twitter, back in November of 2008, an ENTER was rendered as a soft-space. Favstar renders the ENTER key correctly; is Twitter now taking cues from favstar?

The ENTER key Twitter change is so major I still don't know what to make of it. My first impression is: "Chill, Harv, this is just Twitter, where you blow off steam; your tweets don't mean anything, they have never meant anything, they never will mean anything; it's 140 characters for Goddess sake! And after the first EMP bursts of WWIII all that Internet info will be lost forever: Nanobots to nanoscrap in nanoseconds!"

Then I start fixing up my obsolete #TwitterArt that hasn't worked for years, but can now be modified to work, and I start thinking that maybe, just maybe, I can take some of my old 3-tweet sequential #140art pieces and cram them down into single tweets!!

Of course, by the time I get them ready to spew, Twitter will probably upgrade their code again, wrecking all my planned tweets.

@hg47 (1/3rd filled glass Harvey)
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Published on April 29, 2013 01:11
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message 1: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv:

I'm in need of a Rosetta Stone to understand any of this. Sounds like Greek to me. (No, I don't know Greek.)

Of course, you've been doing it since 11/08. Oh, my Goddess! (That was pretty funny, too.)

I am sorry about Twitter shutting down #140art pieces, whatever that means.

Enjoyed reading something I know nothing about, nor am I any smarter now about Twitter Art than I was before I began reading!

This was a humbling read for me.


message 2: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Cathy wrote: "Harv:

I'm in need of a Rosetta Stone to understand any of this. Sounds like Greek to me. (No, I don't know Greek.)

Of course, you've been doing it since 11/08. Oh, my Goddess! (That was p..."


Hey, Cathy! Feminized language is an after-effect from writing DAUGHTER MOON about a future Matriarchy in outer space that has completely eliminated the male sex (Oops, here comes 1 male time traveler!)

This blog is all about tweets, and what doesn't get written, considering the 140-character limit. Sorry, if I get too technical. It's supposed to be fun.

Cheers!

@hg47


message 3: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv wrote: "Cathy wrote: "Harv:

I'm in need of a Rosetta Stone to understand any of this. Sounds like Greek to me. (No, I don't know Greek.)

Of course, you've been doing it since 11/08. Oh, my Goddess..."


Harv: No need to apologize, you're writing for your audience, those who know Twitterart and as we know, that's not me. It is fun to read though and like I said, humbling.

However, I would like to learn more, just don't have time at the present.

And should I have noticed it was feminized language? If so, I didn't.

Yeah, I can see you time-traveling to the far reaches of the galaxy, for sure.


message 4: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Hey, Cathy!

I promise. I will not time travel to the ends of the galaxy.

I swear, honest to Goddess, I won't go much further than 16,000 years into the future, and I will at all times remain grounded on sweet Mother Earth! @hg47


message 5: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv:

You're a hoot...which where I come from, the far reaches of humanity in north Florida, is a term of endearment!

The city (born, raised, live) was founded in 1565, celebrating 450 years soon. Some have said it hasn't changed since then and in some ways, they're right.


message 6: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Hoot, Florida! You're making me laugh, Cathy.

"You're a hoot!"
"No, I'm from Hoot."
[laughs] "You're a hoot."
"No, I was born in Hoot. I live there."
"You're still a hoot. And the town of Hoot was renamed Hootville in 1865, and incorporated in the county of Hootenanny in 1965."
"I think you're the hoot."


message 7: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont LOL funny! Your creativity comes spewing out, gushing out with volumes and volumes of that stuff spewing out.

Too, funny. Maybe we should go on stage. I'll be the front man! The set up the lines for you, ok?

My bags are already packed. Happy days.

If you hadn't thought I was a boy, months ago, I would send you a postcard from abroad, as they say in the "upper crust" of society. I just heard that because god knows, I'm not even close to the upper crust.

Keep'em coming, cowboy!


message 8: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin I still want pictures of your trip, Cathy. But just take the pics. You can get the best of them (or all of them) to me later.

Have a great trip!

Harv


message 9: by Cathy (last edited May 22, 2013 11:03AM) (new)

Cathy DuPont Hi Harv:

I'm a picture taking fool. Those people got so tired of me snapping a picture over their heads, behind their heads, in front of them. I'm sure under their breathe they were saying, "sit the hell down, bitch!"

With that said, anything in particular because I took 2,098 pix. Hummm...started going through them this am.

Spent yesterday (getting in at midnight Monday) recovering from jet lag. Pain in the ass because I had so much washing to do and the rest of it.

Anyway, London, Paris, Switzerland, Venice, Florence, Pisa, and Rome. There were two other places in Italy but can't recall them. I have your email address, right because it's easier to attach them that way. Or is that a secret? Your regular email address. You know I may bug you there, you know!

Fondly, Cathy

PS, glad to be home though.


message 10: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Cathy wrote: "Hi Harv:

I'm a picture taking fool. Those people got so tired of me snapping a picture over their heads, behind their heads, in front of them. I'm sure under their breathe they were saying, "sit..."


I'm jealous, Cathy. I've never been out of The States.

Wow! 2,098 pics! Just share with me whatever strikes your fancy.

What? You only took pictures of BOOKS!!!!??

Harv



message 11: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv: Already sent you some at your email address.

And I made mistake, it was 1,928 m/l. Didn't hit the 2,000 mark.

Bought two books...weighed too much and didn't want to pay extra $75.

After conversation with Lynne (France) and Harry (from Netherlands, in U.S. since he was 12) they're making me (Americans in general) sound stupid about reading anything other than romance books.

Get a chance, take a look and would be interested in what you think. spendid suns

Ready to say to both, "bite me" but that sounds too much like a raunchy American, huh?

Owe apology for dropping the f-bomb...didn't think about it until just now. I'm on a sailor's roll today!

Happy Days from one American to another. They're sounding like elitists, to me anyhow.

Any thoughts? Thanks and hope you like the pix of the 15 year old boy!

cd


message 12: by Harv (new)

Harv Griffin Cathy wrote: "Harv: Already sent you some at your email address.

And I made mistake, it was 1,928 m/l. Didn't hit the 2,000 mark.

Bought two books...weighed too much and didn't want to pay extra $75.

Af..."


That 15-year-old boy is so cute with the Eiffel Tower in the background. What is so "special" about the "elitist Europeans" is that the French only allowed the construction of the Eiffel Tower as a "temporary" structure with guarantees that it would be torn down after the 1889 World's Fair. There was much European bitching and moaning about the awful "eyesore," until it became a French icon of worldwide fame. Then those cultured, sophisticated Europeans suddenly decided they loved it, and DEMANDED that it remain. It has been retrofitted and upgraded many times, always preserving the original "supremely detested look." So I wouldn't pay too much attention to what Europeans think we Americans should be reading. @hg47


message 13: by Cathy (new)

Cathy DuPont Harv wrote: "Cathy wrote: "Harv: Already sent you some at your email address.

And I made mistake, it was 1,928 m/l. Didn't hit the 2,000 mark.

Bought two books...weighed too much and didn't want to pay ex..."


Harv:

I'm so over Europeans! Maybe I'm getting thin-skinned. Oh, yes, that's it. Getting old and skin is thinning!

You are so right, I should not pay much attention to what they think I should read.

Need to take a chill pill!

Glad you liked the 15 YO...should have taken a pix with the two sailors, who were, of course, young enough to be my grandsons Boy did I get kidded though by my fellow travelers. Pretty funny.

Another guy standing there said..."yeh, I can see you're not shy. A Yank standing outside the tube, talking to three strange men." No, I said, I'm not shy.

I've got so many stories, told daughter Beth that I'll tell them in small doses.

And yes, they do love their tower now. I just hate any 'holier than thou' attitude and that's what it sounds like to me. The damned book is depressing, period!

Thanks for listening to my rant...whew, I do feel better.

Your friend, Cathy


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