I promised Editress that I would remind the interwebs how right she and B were about coffee and how entirely without sense I must have been not to drink it until this year. So here’s my piece of humble pie, Editress. Enjoy, it’s delicious (like coffee).

Me before my afternoon cup of coffee:

“Oh my God, why can’t my children both sleep AT THE SAME TIME for ONCE?!? I’m so tired I’m going to die. In fact, I might already be dead. Am I dead? No, I don’t think I’m dead, because dead people don’t hav...