Dear Children o’ Mine:

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, (all the best stories start that way), there was a girl. Let’s call her K. K had a little brother. Let’s call him Junior. These two children were about as good as children generally are. They lived with their parents on the Last Frontier. Their mother (let’s call her Mustang), was working from home one day and had a big deadline. Mustang loved her children and was a great mother, an inspiration to many. But that day Mustang made...