Does Kate Middleton visit Urban Baby? The arrival of the royal infant and reports that Kate and William plan to be more like "regular parents" than past generations of monarchs moved me to write up this little squib.

The Awl was kind enough to publish it. Some got the joke, while others seemed to think I'd assumed some kind of royal gossip beat. Either way, imagining Kate as a mommy blogger was a fun diversion.

Kate Middleton: Royal Sanctimummy?