Like by Ali Smith.A book unreview. Like I don't want to rate this book.Like how can I?
Like turn my hero into Ash?Like, no. You see I adore, love, lust, live in every (other) word ever written by Ali. And no I do not mean every other, I mean every. I have read everything ever written by her, besides her grocery lists and postcards and iPhone reminders to self to write daily to please Cathrine. Every Word. And I have loved every word. Like. Loved. Deeply. I read her Hotel World 8 times. It never ever turned to Ash. But this .... Like this .... was kinda a nighmare to get through. I read it years and years ago.
I made it to page 188. I folded it and folded in. I read it years ago.
I made it to make 180. It left no mark. I left a mark in it. I read it ... I started to read it last week
and at page 180 I started to read other things .... any other thing ... my grocery lists ... my reminder to self to never read anything but books I adore .... life is Like too short. Your ego is demanding this for silly super fan reasons. Get Like over it.    
But I returned .... I had tried it in the woods and now I Like tried it by the sea .... just because Like I had to get through this .... and like no it was not Like worth it .... but ok Like now it is done and I Like ... that ... at least. ("#¤%ing love it actually.) And I will put this behind me .... like one should with lovers that do not mean much and keep us wanting more ..... just because Like they are them. And I look forward to her next book. Like honestly I do.I would not Ash you.