If you read all the comments on the last contest, you can see that one of my FAVES was posted by BODACIOUS BARBARA–who told us you MIGHT BE A QUEEN IF…you could use "bodacious" and "goober" in the same sentence. (go see her example on that contest–it's hilarious)–so that brings us to THIS NEW CONTEST, inspired by Bodacious Barbara:

COMPOSE A SENTENCE USING THE WORDS "BODACIOUS" AND "GOOBER."

The contest (and it's just a random drawing based on the numbers of the posts–it's not a literary...