Just a teeny, tiny, rant.

That’s it.


I’m finished.


You will no longer have power here. I’m sick of how you just creep in and make yourself at home. You force me to make food, even though I’m not hungry. You make me check my Facebook statuses every few minutes, even though I haven’t made a post in over a month. You crawl around, sneaky and cat-like whispering things like, “You have laundry to put away” and, “You’ve been neglecting your DVR recordings for like, TWO whole days.”


I’m sick of it. You’re nothing but a roommate who hasn’t showered nor paid rent in the entire time you’ve been around. So consider this your eviction notice.


Procrastination….we no longer are speaking. Kindly remove your lazy ass from my sight.


Thank you.



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Published on August 28, 2013 23:13
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