So, I have a proper blog post in the works regarding the matter of how many men feel it's appropriate to act and behave online, but as a prelude to it I thought I'd post for all to see a lovely conversation I had with a lovely creature regarding my ass. Apparently chivalry isn't dead yet.

Thank you facebook for this entertaining and intimate little moment.

clara??
Friday 15:41
Report · 15:41
are you there??
10 minutes ago
Report · 11:08
bAby?
i wana bAng y0ur asS
Report · 11:09
cute
I wanna bang yours.
Report · 11:12
how would u bAng mine?
do you have a cock?
Report · 11:12
No, a strapon
Report · 11:12
l0ls.
i am male
i just bAng asses.
Report · 11:13
I know, but I can still bang your ass with a strapon.
Report · 11:13
and cAn tUrn u mad.
Report · 11:13
Don't you want to be my submissive little bitch?
Report · 11:14
i had 8" loNg c0ck.
hmm n0
i wana play a bit difrnt r0le bAby.
Report · 11:14
Did you, what happened to it? Did someone chop it off?
Report · 11:15
wil you be my sexy teacher?
Report · 11:15
Teaching you about strapons?
Report · 11:15
s0ry i didnt undrstand? whats meaning of chop?
Report · 11:15
cut, slice, dice, remove with a sharp object.
Report · 11:16
l0ls n0 you became my teachr n get me nakeD by trick n thn have hard fucking.
l0ls i stil have and it wants to ridE your ass bAby
Report · 11:17
Now excuse me, I'm writing and not currently in need of any ass banging activities. Done well, though, anal stimulation can indeed be most pleasurable.
Good luck in your future endeavours and may you be fruitful in your search for feminine ass eager to swallow up your amazing 8" specimen.
Report · 11:21
clara?
what happeneD bAby.
i was just fun.
Report · 11:22
Yes, dear? Are you ready to submit?
Report · 11:22
c0me oN have roleplay
submit?
what i have to submit?
i will fuck your vagina by my t0unge :-D:-D
Report · 11:23
Your ass. I told you, I want your ass.
Report · 11:23
then aftr that w0uld u gv yourz?
Report · 11:24
What I really like is guys whining and submitting and being my bitch, taking a pounding with my strapon. I love to give it good to a guy up his ass.
No, you get what I give you and you like it.
Report · 11:25
are you 36year old?
Report · 11:26
Maybe we could get another guy to join in so he could cum on your face? Would you like that little bitch?
Yes, 36.
Report · 11:26
you pr0file sh0ws 1977 as your birth year.
n0o i d0nt like gr0up sex.
i wana cum in your vagIna
Report · 11:27
Well, looks like you can't please me. See you later darling.