Well, mostly, we only hear crime that is grim, horrible, and just hurts our hearts and strains out brain as to "Why?"

However, while camped out at West Yellowstone, I actually enjoyed the Local Police Report.  A few highlights:

•Excessive noise on Madison Avenue.
*A person was driving without a license.
•A wallet was found in the middle of the highway.
•A suspicious phone call was reported.
•Report of an abandoned boat (hey, summer's over!)
•A brown wallet was found...and returned.
•Possible illegal campers at the LDS church.
•A vagrant was found sleeping on the porch of the National Smokejumper Center.
•A black and pink bike was found.
•People were skateboarding on the sidewalk.  (I'M AGHAST!)
•A man was yelling on Geyser Street.
•Possible illegal campers at the shooting range.  (Illegal, but not too smart?)
•A vehicle owner requested a locksmith.  (Oops!)
•A credit card was found and turned in.
•A burglar alarm went off in the street. (?)
•An illegal bonfire at Duck Creek.  (Duck S'mores, anyone?)
•A sow grizzly was spotted.

I think I will sleep soundly here tonight...as long as the mama sow finds her cub.
Life is good in the woods, and the sun's even coming out.