Yesterday I posted on Facebook about deleting some of you off my friend’s list. I had made up four categories that I thought where important in making my decision. A friend of mine who I did not delete {joke} pointed out that there should have been a 5th category. So I thought about it and she was absolutely right. So here we go.

Category #5{game request} I like to play games as much as the rest of you all. There is nothing like a good game of chess to stir the mind on strategy and get your thought juices flowing. But some of the game request I have been getting sound disturbing to me. Candy Crush? I mean the name sounds like your beating up a defenseless bag of candy? My cousin posted that he was out of lives on Candy Crush one time. Does the candy eat you instead of you eating it after you bashed it into small pieces? Did the mama candy get you? So please don’t send me any more requests to play such a scary game.

Another request I get is called Criminal Case. Does this involve solving murders? I’m hoping this is just a three dimensional game using fantasy as different scenarios to solve cases. Could you imagine some people thinking it was an online course in forensics and thought he found the perfect way to get rid of his mother in-law?? “Very scary.” If you all ever do come across a game called” Half naked hot neighbor in the window”. By all means send me a request for that game, but only if shot in real time video and not some three dimensional setup. Just make sure she is in the window with the curtains pulled all the way back and not shot from behind the bushes through a crack at the bottom of the curtain. Then I might have to rethink my acceptance of the game.

So please stop sending me these game requests along with the thousands of others I receive because it takes up my time saying NO.