Is it very, very sad to pre-order a copy of your own book from Amazon, just for the thrill of receiving your own book through the post when it is released like everybody else?

Yes? Oh, in that case I won't tell anybody that I just did that ...

But here's an intriguing fact ... my book is no. 71,444 best seller on Amazon in Books ... how can that be so when it hasn't even gone to print yet?