It’s Christmas and everything’s closed so I’ve vowed to spend today writing. So far, this is what I’ve accomplished:

Opened draft of YA novel in Microsoft Word
Drank two cups of coffee
Re-arranged the items in my Amazon cart 14 times but have yet to actually press “order”
Looked up ink toner recycling programs at Staples.com
Nearly burned myself on the scorching hot prongs when I unplugged my space heater
Printed out a 30% off coupon at Ulta
Scoped the Sale section on JCrew.com
Ate four Peppermint Joe Joe’s
Finished the end of  Tales From The Script
Searched for “book-style tissue box” on eBay
Listened to three Ben Kweller albums on Spotify
Cleaned finger smudges off my glasses 12 times
Decided to write this blog post

In other words, I’m really getting a lot done. I’d like to now introduce the following clip, in which Nic Cage beautifully illustrates my current creative mindset. You watch while I break for lunch.