No, I'm not just a bitter, middle-aged hater with no life. I do not begrudge them their youth, their talent (however that be measured) or their insane, outrageous (and in no reasonable way justifiable,) jillion dollar incomes. I do not envy their fame and resulting lack of privacy or their larger-than-real-life, extravagant lifestyles. And even though I'll go on record as saying I'm not a fan of either teen angst movies or sports, this is not where the problem lies. This is America—where...