Here’s why I dislike television. 

Last night’s Bggest Loser is a whopping 48 years old.  The poor thing should be in a nursing home.  Someone should tell her to stop coloring her hair, rest more often, check her long-term care policy, and stop acting like she’s as young as she feels.

I mean, what the hell. 

We are being peppered with stories on every form of media today about how this old chick beat the pants off of the other overweight contestants on The Biggest Loser program. Thus we are supposed