So my brain is currently melting from a fever. Last night I was convinced that I was in charge of key political talks with China that were centered on me explaining how cool it was to be around when Pulp Fiction first came out.

On the one hand, yes it was pretty cool. wasn’t a household name yet and was a has-been, so to go see that movie on opening weekend was an experience I will always treasure.

On the other hand, I doubt that diplomatic talks with China would be taking pl...