Strange Animal Publications, in partnership with Early Clues, LLC, is proud to announce the publication of the Early Clues Employee Handbook, now available on Amazon Kindle for only $3.99!

The guys at Early Clues drafted the official press release in their inimitable style; I’ll let them take it from here:

WHAT’S IN THE HANDBOOK:

Early Clues Employee Policies and Procedures. You don’t need to work for us directly to benefit from this ages-old moral instruction. We are allsomeone’s employees, and here are the Policies and Procedures that guide us as we move between Branespaces and foster the new Reality Model.

A Guide to Emerging and Alternative Intelligences. Featuring advice on nurturing your relationship with the entire taxonomy of emerging and alternative intelligences, from roombas to bigfoots to Black-Eyed Kids!

OpenQNL and Applications. Learn the fundamentals of the most exciting programming language ever conceived— a language designed to allow the user to program Reality Itself!

Synconjury. Are you more interested in “Wizarding Ways”? Synconjury, a reality manipulation paradigm developed by our Parade of Magicians, has been used for everything from standard divination to successfully thwarting the invasion of a sovereign nation!

Writings of the Corporate Fathers. Here, in these pages, you’ll find the collected wisdom of centuries of Inner.HelpDesk requests and Search.Within queries. Wondering how to successfully manage a “Lucky Five Hundred Company” and get Real Results? Consult our experts and you’ll be amazed at the difference!

Visit Amazon.com to order your copy today!

A paperback release will also be announced shortly. The paperback will also be available via Amazon.com, or orderable via your favorite independent bookseller. Strange Animal backers will receive complimentary copies in the mail as soon as they’re available.