The sequence of events from last night: karaoke, dancing in a club, dancing in a VW Golf, dancing in another club, trampolining, singing Depeche Mode's "But Not Tonight" in the dark warehouse with camping lights, dancing to Italian Eurodisco, and eating 99 cent pancakes at sunrise.

This kind of night only happens when there are no haters in the group. You know, no one who says, "I'm tired, I want to go home." When you hang out with enablers, the party is everywhere you go.

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