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―      =       does not exhibit characteristic   SalesmanDog Hunts to Survive xx Charming when necessary xx Loyal ―x Always glad to see you (pre-sale) xx Always glad to see you (post-sale) ―x Smells its prey's weakness xx Requires grooming xx Enjoys doing what he's told ―x Does what he's told xx Best trained in a crate xx Fits in with the pack ―x The young ones are cute; the old ones droopy xx Cats are onto their tricks ―x Obsessed with fashion x― Not good with paper work xx Obsessive xx Understands money ―― Scratches embarassing body parts - self ―x Scratches embarassing body parts - others x― Means what he says ―x Pouts when he doesn't get his way xx Loves to play fetch xx Doesn’t reciprocate when playing fetch xx Drives a nice car x― Chases nice cars xx Learns how to behave through positive reinforcement xx Rebels against punishment xx Happily sniffs alpha dog's butt xx Been seen playing poker xx Exudes self confidence xx Constantly sheds old dead coat for newer, shinier coat xx Gets along with others xx Sometimes named after saints xx Enjoys children poking and pulling his ears ――Tolerates children poking and pulling his ears if it gets him what he wantsxx Barks when stressed xxCould be reincarnation of a saint―xSometimes fakes being hurt to get his wayxxKind to secretaries―xDrools when he sees what he wantsxxAlways scraping for better position amongst peersxxDid well on High School SATs――Talked about nicely by others―xWishes he had studied to be a lawyer insteadx―Dreams of chasing something when he sleepsxxDreams of being chased when he sleepsxxAnxiousx―Wonders if others are watching when he exercisesx―Eats the same food every meal―xDrinks the same drink every mealx―Makes for interesting readingxx