Finally, I got control of the blog! While that fer-elf is stuffing his furry face, I shall quantify and codify you with data the likes of which could electrify a dancing cat!

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, just organizing.

Don’t delete anything!

Um…

Gah, where’s my winter catalog?

It is physically impossible for a snowshoe to fit a size .5 paw. Look, I saved all your new bonded pics.

You leaf pile! Those are from our friends. Don’t you know there’s a big contest going on to collect badges and win prizes?

What about some movie news? Everyone wants to know how the movie is different from the books.

About half the movie is from Book 1, Circles in the Stream, half is all brand new stuff. There’s going to be surprises for everyone, even the biggest Avalon fans.

I must extrapolate.

Fine, I personally guarantee that if this movie doesn’t have enough action, drama, monsters, funny bits, Lyra, Storm, me, mages – did I mention me? – I will eat this pancake!

What pancake?

Urrp.