I’m totally famous.

I won! I think.

Simplyme nominated me and tasked me with a number of things, which will culminate in a finger-biting party near Mt. Doom and the end of all things. Annie Lennox will sing. It’s gonna be awesome.

My eleven questions are:

1. What is the number one reason you started your blog?

I wanted to make people laugh so they would love me and/or buy my books. I’m still single and poor so I’m not sure that I succeeded.

2. What is a name you hate based on a bad grade school exp...