I once interviewed Chuck Norris about his relationship with the federal government that only added to his iconic legend. He told me that FBI and homeland security officials regularly meet with him to discuss his wild ideas for how terrorists might sneak weapons into the country. If I'd read that on a version of "some e-card", I probably would've laughed and rolled my eyes. But I heard it straight out of the man's mouth, and I have no idea what motive he might have for making something like that up — so I took him at his word.