Forks
This incredibly easy trick reveals 7 ways to lose weight fast and triple your gas mileage that your pharmacist and the government don’t want you to know. Now that I’ve got your attention, let me tell you about the time we went on a road trip to Forks to visit Twilight sites and were sitting in a half-finished pub by the race track down the street from Bella’s red truck when a strangely jittery drunk white guy in Harley Davidson leather apparel and dew rag mentioned he was a former Navy Seal and unsuccessfully tried to get the five people in the bar to sing along to a song and was heartily disappointed when they didn’t. He fingered the thin paper receipt with his quarter mile time from the race track and bemoaned the need to find someplace happening. We ate fried stuff and the beer was good. I reread Fahrenheit 451 on that trip and my favorite part is when the guy is out at night and sees the blue glow from each home’s television. I’m hoping the "former Navy Seal" who “hauled ass” on the quarter mile didn’t run into an ancient cedar or an innocent driver in his search for life as depicted by beer commercials and instead retired to a ramshackle motel to drink himself to sleep in the blue glow.
Copyright 2014 by Robert R. Mitchell
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Copyright 2014 by Robert R. Mitchell
Give my novel a shot: http://www.amazon.com/Only-Shot-At-Go...
Published on June 05, 2014 21:29
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