Well, I find myself in a predicament not unlike Hamlet's. Having accidentally flipped a spoonful of Mint Moose Tracks ice cream out of the carton onto my white sweater, and having had it roll down the front of said sweater, leaving its Moose Tracks all the way, should I just leave it, "suffer[ing] the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune"? Or should I dash to the ladies' room and try to sponge it out, to "take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them"? Which is worse, a...