This video came out in 1984. I’m not going to tell you how old I was. It’s chock full of little oddities and gifties for you:

- A thin Boy George.

- Phil Collins with hair.

- A still-in-the-closet George Michael

- Bono with a mullet.

- Paul Young’s eyebrows — he’s the first guy that sings.

- 3:52 — John Taylor. Dear me, there is a Santa.

- Sting wearing plaid.

- David Bowie.

- Hair!!! So much freaking hair!