With the Klingon Khristmas holiday fast approaching, I’d like to share one of my favorite Khristmas carols…

Happy Holidays, everyone!

Frosty the Snowgon was a jolly, warrior soul

With a corncob pipe and D’k tahg nose and two eyes of burning coal.

Frosty the Snowgon is a legend they all say.

He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.  

There must have been a parasite in that old bat’leth they found.

For when they placed it in his hands he attacked all those around.

Frosty the Snowgon, mercenary as can be.

And the children say he could fight all day just the same as you and me.

Thumpity-thump-thump! Thumpity-thump-thump!

Look at Frosty go!

Thumpity-thump-thump! Thumpity-thump-thump!

He throws a mean deathblow!

Frosty the Snowgon knew a fight was on the way.

So he said, “Let’s run and we’ll have some fun. A good day to die, today.”

Down to the village with the bat’leth in his hand.

Running here and there, searching everywhere for an enemy command.

He led them through the streets of town right to a Romulan.

And he only paused a moment to attack the rival clan.

Frosty the Snowgon met a tragic end that day.

But he had some fun, died with honor, son. And that’s the warrior’s way.

Thumpity-thump-thump! Thumpity-thump-thump!

Look at Frosty go!

Thumpity-thump-thump! Thumpity-thump-thump!

Over the hills of Sto…Vo-Kor!