Not wishing to show any disrespect to my nearest town, but I have to make the point that this is quite a development. First it was Fremlin Walk (posh shops) then it was Wagamama, and now Pat Val! Whatever next??

You may already know that I have an ongoing challenge to maintain a healthy weight – the fact that I am beside myself with excitement over the arrival of a patisserie establishment may give you some indication as to why.

I LOVE CAKE.

I love...