Two things:

Firstly, it is now less than a week until the release of book three.

Secondly, and perhaps of even greater importance, my publisher tells me that the following link will potentially allow you to get your hands on one of a limited number of discounted prerelease editions (which, to all practical purposes, are just the exact same book but like 75% of the price.)

Don't say I'm not good to you.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/calum-p-cameron/caught-mediochre-handed/paperback/product-21703542.html