So I was on my way home last night and I heard something interesting on the radio. No it wasn’t the latest Justin Bieber tune. It was the latest food fad to hit the country-The Twinkirito.

Now you may think I am making this up so I would like to insert a documented news source here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/23/twinkerito-twinkie-burrito_n_5609243.html

Let me explain what a “Twinkirito” is. It is a Twinkie- you know, that lovable 500 calorie creamy sponge cake that goes way back to Ghostbusters. 

Well what we are going to do is take that Twinkie, roll it in a burrito shell, deep fry it and sprinkle it with powdered sugar.  That’s right folks. Only in America have we decided that a Twinkie is not sugary nor fattening enough. We have reached deep down within ourselves to work at increasing our waist line even further. What we have created is this:

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‘Murica!!!! HELL YEAH!!!

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You tell ‘em Wilfred!

-Craig “Twinkirito Bandito” Gaydas