I am the writing equivalent of a dead beat parent. I show up occasionally smelling of bourbon, making promises I don't keep and trying to make it all up to you by giving gifts. If anyone wants it, JU97L is the coupon code for book one on Smashwords and if I owe anyone other titles just shout!

Now remember, tell your mum the cheques in the post and if she asks we spent the day in the park not the pub!