I've just published a slightly updated version of this story. Well, it's not a story - it's autobiographical, word for word, this is how it went down.

You can find this story on Amazon here:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0...

You can find the Goodreads listing for this story here:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...

The image board for this story is here:
http://gtvlondon.blogspot.com.au/2014...

Enjoy!