1. The only person you need to please is yourself.

2. If people haven’t done what you want them to it’s because you haven’t been demanding enough. Never give up. Everyone gives in at some point.

3. If it’s cute, it should be squeezed.

4. The best defense is a good offense.

5. Ice cream for lunch is perfectly reasonable.

6. “Because it’s good for you” is an absurd argument.

7. Yesterday and Tomorrow don’t exist. Live for now. This minute. Right now.

8. If you feel bad, everybody else should, too.

9. Somebody will always come to your rescue

10. Grownups are suckers for hugs and kisses.