I wanted to share with you the latest review I received on The Suicide Flowers. It's an important review. You see, it's from my wife, Michelle. Amazon would not allow her to post this review because we "are related." What bullshit is that? Does Amazon believe that friends and family members are unable to write an unbiased review? And so what if reviews by friends and family members are biased? Has Amazon ever heard of Yelp? Good reviews sell product. Period.

This review, by my wife, is importa...