At dinner tonight we were discussing important matters. By “important matters” I mean completely random exchanges that make sense only to us.

Me: I went to JJ’s for lunch today.

Joe: JJ Abrams?

The Peeshwank: I was thinking Abrams too!!!

Me: Really? YOU were thinking JJ Abrams. Tell me, what show did he write?

P: STEVEN SPIELBERG! I mean, Fringe. I don’t know why I said Steven Spielberg.

Joe: Steven Spielberg is a play???

Me: Ooh! Spielberg: The Musical. I’m writing it. Let’s see, there could be a s...